Me...and everything nice |
A little provocative. a little. |
so cute and adorable.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via everything-is-connected)
I like to play a game called ” Guess what he’s thinking!!!!!” in the bus. It’s totally weird but guess what, I never have anything better to do when traveling. Sometimes i do movies and books in my head…too. So, whenever a dude squirms i think he’s thinking… “Oh My Balls! they’re crumbled in there. I need to readjust them but what will she think of me…. *squirms* aaargh… made it worse! I’ll “grab them super fast, that should work!” he goes ahead and bam! hand on the crotch.
20minutes later… he takes out his phone..
“whore.”
“whore.”
“Boss Lady.”
Whore.
“David’s Sis.”
Diana..
“Whore.”
“She doesn’t like me.”
“Mary.”
“Mercy who needs to stop texting! will she ever get it?!”
“Patricia… Oh my lovely Patricia, why she hates me, I don’t know. I love her. Wait, do I love her? I think I do. I love her titties. my babies and I would surely love those titties. I’m gonna text her. “HI Patricia. How’s your day?”
He squirms again… “aaargh shouldn’t have worn the tighties.”
WHOA!!! Look at the tiities crossing the road. Daaaaamn! and grosss, and why are they attached to that??? that face just ruined such beautiful titties. Why can’t everyone be beautiful with Double D’s? It’s like God doesn’t want us to be happy.
Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you