yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” :D :D //
My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked...
the-soul-that-lives-within: jasminehun: omg this is so asdfghjkl; *10 seconds of feels*. okay, I’m good man… is this true? because…….beautiful! //
if the universe is everything there is, you can’t have two versions of it. Otherwise the pair would really be everything and what you started of calling the universe wasn’t
Hatred is like a long, dark shadow. Not even the person it falls upon knows where it comes from, in most cases. It is like a two-edged sword. When you cut the other person, you cut yourself. The more violently you hack at the other person, the more violently you hack at yourself. It can often be fatal. But it is not easy to dispose of. Please be careful. It is very dangerous. Once it has taken...
Being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.
kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life… //
Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on...– Anais Nin
This is a DNA thing. Some of us probably had twinsies in the womb, then we ate them because that’s what happens when moms watch horror movies. Here’s the thing, when you eat your twin, you absorb it’s DNA. It gets weirder, in ‘02 some lady had to claim some welfare in the USA and since she had to prove the three babies were hers, she found out they weren’t. She had...
I cannot have a man who is afraid of everything, I don’t have the time to soothe insecurities and fears of a grown ass man. I cannot have a man who is just a relationship spectator, because he’s scared if he tries too hard he might be forced into commitments. A man who just over-analyzes everything. “Oh look, she scares me, I wonder what she meant when she...
Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you...– George Carlin
Anonymous asked: How Reproductive are u
There must be a few times in life when you stand at a precipice of a decision. When you know there will forever be a Before and an After… I knew there would be no turning back if I designated this moment as my own Prime Meridian from which everything else would be measured. I chose to stop going to church. And now, I never know how to react to “I’m praying for you Emy.”...
“what do i want??? tea. just tea,. black. like my soul.”
I’m more reproductive at night… hahah! i mean, productive.
“I don’t really like coffee,” she said, “but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”
The quick way of working out if you’re a feminist. Put your hand in your pants. a) Do you have a vagina? and b) Do you want to be in charge of it? If you said ‘yes’ to both, then congratulations! You’re a feminist.
I don’t want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw...–
Falling in love IS as much about receiving as it is giving, is it? It seems selfish. It is not, though. It is the opposite. Keeping oneself from being loved is to refuse the ultimate gift. “…………….She had thought herself done with romantic love. She had thought herself an incurable cynic. She was not, though. she was only someone whose heart and mind, and very...
If I ever have kids, and they waste what I offer them, Or are upset they don’t get enough, I won’t tell them that people are starving in North eastern Kenya or anything like that because it wouldn’t change the fact that they have what I can provide. I will not give them less either. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact that we...
It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record...
I don’t have a talent. I can’t even describe what talents are. it’s just one of those things that I never really bothered with. So, it’s pretty weird when I argued with someone earlier who believes EVERYONE is talented, if they searched hard enough through their “souls?” So, I asked him what I was talented in and he said, “er…….. it’s in...
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down...– - Stephen King
why make people inquisitive, and then put some forbidden fruit where they can...–
it’s crazy trying to decode texts. I over-think and over-analyze shit. I get a text from a dude saying “Hi.” and think.. “what is wrong with this guy? HI??? just Hi??? He expects me to waste my airtime by replying “hi” back.. If I add anything he’ll think stuff. what? he’ll think I’m giving a vibe. I don’t want to give him ideas.....
It’s probably not just by chance that I’m alone. It would be very hard for a man...– coco Chanel
I’ll take 6 mugs of coffee for this loyal penises.– emy
I’m more wound up than a monkey who’s scared of heights.–
I don't even want sex...
thememyheartknows: I want intimacy.. someone to hold. someone to know that my love for them would be unrelinquished. ……..for them to hold me; and to know the same about their love for me. intimacy and unrelinquished love.
of burning bushes.
Nope…this has nothing to do with the book of Exodus, though I might post a few commandments. This post has everything to do with banging bareback, avoid burning bushes by putting on your sandals gaddamit! I’m posting this because some lady came to our office and she did the most disgusting thing you can ever think of, she scratched. I know. i know. I didn’t shake her hand or lend...
the urban dictionary.
so, i uhm.. checked out the meaning of my name in the urban dictionary, yes… all i got was “What the fuck is a Wanza do you mean Jawanza??” 1): So, i typed in, Emily. and OMG! Isn’t the urban dictionary oh so nice to me and stuff. Apparently, Emilys (Emilies??) have beautiful eye. (nope, it’s short eyes.) She always hides what she feels and puts on a happy smile....
Men!!! via Glamour Mag
Men love barbeque, they’ll cook if danger is involved. Marrying married men is economical, ecological and environmentally friendly. it’s good to recycle. Matters of sports, men think if they concentrate hard enough, they can help their teams. If the team is in trouble, they coach from the sofa, and woman, get off the phone in case they call him for help! Men like phones with lots...
Sometimes I imagine Morgan Freeman with a kickass grey ponytail. Other times I...– - wanza ]]>
Is the the fact that life exists at all proof that God or the universe hates...– chuck Loore.
So She Spoke: Day 287: It's the little things. →
soshespoke: I am so stubborn in the things I believe will make me happy. I am a simple girl. Yes I truly am. Beneath all this emotional uncertainness, the insecurities, the lack of direction in how to get my future, it’s the small things that make me happy. Sunday afternoons hanging out with friends. A 2 hr…
bobbysyoks asked: Anything -: )
No harm, no foul.
So, after watching the video where this young lady argued with a bus driver and it got so heated up he got up from his seat and uppercut her, I couldn’t help but wonder what the girl did for revenge. You will not hit me and get away with it, NO! I’m that kind of girl, who will argue with a dude and if he really gets into my nerves, chances are I’ll make him want to smack a bitch...