Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
Being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
(via thefaceof-beau)
“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!” —
Anais Nin
This is a DNA thing. Some of us probably had twinsies in the womb, then we ate them because that’s what happens when moms watch horror movies. Here’s the thing, when you eat your twin, you absorb it’s DNA.
It gets weirder, in ‘02 some lady had to claim some welfare in the USA and since she had to prove the three babies were hers, she found out they weren’t. She had to give birth birth to another baby, under the watch of the social welfare people and boom! not her baby. LOL. ApparentLY her ovaries had a different DNA from her bloodstream.
SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH TO HER SISTER’S BABIES!
Some boy had his dead sister’s ovaries! Some woman gave birth to 3 kids, one was hers, the others were her sister’s!
I cannot have a man who is afraid of everything, I don’t have the time to soothe insecurities and fears of a grown ass man.
I cannot have a man who is just a relationship spectator, because he’s scared if he tries too hard he might be forced into commitments. A man who just over-analyzes everything. “Oh look, she scares me, I wonder what she meant when she said….She’d love to have a a baby boy.” for God’s sake, I’m just being a normal woman! and I don’t mean anything! Such a sad thing, so many fine, strong men with girlfriends, pointing at their insecurities! Such a waste! Such a waste of time!
I can only have a man who will get into the relationship zone, not minding what my actions mean… and whatever other little things that scare him. I need to have someone who is braver than me; if I am a loving girlfriend, he has to be the relationship captain. if I am the relationship Captain he has to be the flying dragon.”
“Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that have long since bought and paid for, the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them.” —
George Carlin