Me...and everything nice

"And I don’t believe in such a thing as “happily ever after”. There’s only..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:12:17 -0400

“And I don’t believe in such a thing as “happily ever after”. There’s only happily every now and then. I find the hardest trick is to recognize the now-and-thens, and to bask in them when they come. Happiness is a choice we make, like how to wear our hair, or having coffee with breakfast and tea at night.”

- Cindy Bonner, The Passion of Dellie O’Barr

"How often, you wonder, has the direction of your life been shaped by misunderstandings? How many..."

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 07:23:55 -0400

“How often, you wonder, has the direction of your life been shaped by misunderstandings? How many opportunities have you been denied—or, for that matter, awarded—because someone failed to see you properly? How many friends have you lost, how many have you gained, because they glimpsed some element of your personality that shone through for only an instant, and in circumstances you could never reproduce? An illusion of water shimmering at the far bend of a highway.””

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"You see, women have been essential to every great move of God. Yes, Moses led the Isarelites out of..."

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:16:32 -0400

“You see, women have been essential to every great move of God. Yes, Moses led the Isarelites out of Egypt, but only after his mother risked her life to save him! Closer to our time, Clara Barton was instrumental in starting the Red Cross. Harriet Beecher Stowe’s Uncle Tom’s Cabin put fire into people’s heart to end slavery in the United States. Rosa Parks kicked the Civil Rights movement into it’s butt with her quiet act of courage. Eunice Kennedy Shriver created the Special Olympics. Mother Teresa inspired the world by bringing love to countless thought unlovable. And millions of other women quietly change the world every day by bringing the love of God to those around them.””

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so cute and adorable.

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:13:56 -0400

so cute and adorable.

Mind reader.

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:55:03 -0400

I like to play a game called ” Guess what he’s thinking!!!!!” in the bus. It’s totally weird but guess what, I never have anything better to do when traveling. Sometimes i do movies and books in my head…too. So, whenever a dude squirms i think he’s thinking… “Oh My Balls! they’re crumbled in there. I need to readjust them but what will she think of me…. *squirms* aaargh… made it worse! I’ll “grab them super fast, that should work!” he goes ahead and bam! hand on the crotch.

20minutes later… he takes out his phone..

“whore.”

“Boss Lady.”

Whore.

“David’s Sis.”

Diana..

“Whore.”

“She doesn’t like me.”

“Mary.”

“Mercy who needs to stop texting! will she ever get it?!”

“Patricia… Oh my lovely Patricia, why she hates me, I don’t know. I love her. Wait, do I love her? I think I do. I love her titties. my babies and I would surely love those titties. I’m gonna text her. “HI Patricia. How’s your day?”

He squirms again… “aaargh shouldn’t have worn the tighties.”

WHOA!!! Look at the tiities crossing the road. Daaaaamn! and grosss, and why are they attached to that??? that face just ruined such beautiful titties. Why can’t everyone be beautiful with Double D’s? It’s like God doesn’t want us to be happy.

Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for...

Fri, 31 May 2013 03:02:27 -0400

Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you

everything is connected.

Fri, 31 May 2013 02:59:44 -0400

everything is connected.

yes. the answer is yes.

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:27:50 -0400

yes.

the answer is yes.

blackfashion: jayCasual |...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:19:52 -0400

blackfashion:

jayCasual | Feltics

@jay_casjj

http://thecasualcollection.tumblr.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eib46kKLwM4

Excuse me sir, I love you. Love me.please

Well, hello sir…. you probably can’t hear me over...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:02:57 -0400

Well, hello sir…. you probably can’t hear me over the sound of my beeping lady parts…

eish!!!!! what the fuck man. LOL

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:11:16 -0400

eish!!!!! what the fuck man. LOL

yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:32:16 -0400

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

:D :D

this is what I’m looking for, probably why I’ll be...

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:59:22 -0400

this is what I’m looking for, probably why I’ll be single for the rest of my life!

something about him that says……..you don’t...

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:51:52 -0400

something about him that says……..you don’t know about me, but come get me Emy!

dynamicafrica: lickypickystickyme: If grandmothers around the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:32:36 -0400

dynamicafrica:

lickypickystickyme:

If grandmothers around the world had a rallying cry, it would probably sound something like “You need to eat!”

Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.

“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”

The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.

He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.

From top to bottom:

Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke (herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).

Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.

Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.

Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.

The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.

Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).

Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).

Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).

Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).

Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.

Just here for the grandma’s and their delicious meals.

awesome

My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now. I told him no, and he said to get ready so I look good, not to him, but to myself. Only text him back If I felt happy with how I looked. This confused me but I didn't ask questions. I just got ready, and finally after an hour or two, I told him I felt happy with how I looked, sort of. The door rang about 10 minutes later, and my friends told me to come with them to the park. This confused me but I didn't ask questions, I was bored anyways. We walked to the park, it wasn't that far, and they said to sit on the swing set. I didn't really like the swings at this park because it was the very place my first love broke up with me & shattered my heart. Just sitting on the swing hurt a bit, I went into silence at the memories. Suddenly, I was blindfolded. When my friends took it off, there he was. The boy who told me to get ready, I liked this boy, he was my best friend. He handed me a rose and got down on his knee. "I know this is one of your least favorite places. I also know you stopped believing in love after 2 shots to the chest. And you don't like change. But this is good change, I think. I want to change this swingset from the place where you closed your door to love to the place where it just began. I've sat by & watched you get hurt long enough. You're beautiful, smart, talented, sweet, funny. And impatient. So, I won't drag this out. I love you, & I'd like to be your boyfriend...Will you go out with me?" This boy was my 3rd love, he made me feel special. It's been 5 long years, and just today, he said those exact words. To propose.

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:11:54 -0400

the-soul-that-lives-within:

jasminehun:

omg this is so asdfghjkl;

*10 seconds of feels*. okay, I’m good

man… is this true? because…….beautiful!

if the universe is everything there is, you can’t have two versions of it. Otherwise the pair...

Mon, 06 May 2013 02:58:54 -0400

if the universe is everything there is, you can’t have two versions of it. Otherwise the pair would really be everything and what you started of calling the universe wasn’t

hatred.

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:18:32 -0400

Hatred is like a long, dark shadow. Not even the person it falls upon knows where it comes from, in most cases. It is like a two-edged sword. When you cut the other person, you cut yourself. The more violently you hack at the other person, the more violently you hack at yourself. It can often be fatal. But it is not easy to dispose of. Please be careful. It is very dangerous. Once it has taken root in your heart, hatred is the most difficult think in the world to shake off.

Friendship

Wed, 01 May 2013 05:01:41 -0400

Being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.

kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:42:07 -0400

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…